SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
- what i actually said: i forgot
- what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
I want this flat, please and thank you.
Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a place Clockwork live in?
(Source: greyeyedfox)
my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional
Why is this so fucking accurate
Yes. Lets start moving furniture around the house and redoing rooms. Not like it isn’t quarter till 2 in the morning. Or we have a long drive tomorrow morning/afternoon. Oh no, take your time.
hellhound-of-the-baskervilles:
If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that:
1. You are not the author or 50 Shades of Grey
2. You will never hate life as much as Robert Pattinson
3. You will never lose as many friends as the Doctor
was that last one really necessary
(Source: wayward-daughter-in-a-bluebox)
DISNEY FANS STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS. THE COLOURS, THE LIGHTS, AND THE SOUNDS OH MY GOD.
#reblogged in the first thirty seconds
(Source: charles-dances)
